On the day when a whistleblower reveals a UK Government plan to record all our phone calls, e mails, texts and browser sessions we retuen to a plan floated in New York to ban people from using the word bitch by making it a criminal offence.

The first thing this will achieve is to make all dog breeders criminals.

Bitching About Bitch

Boggart blog proudly announces the return of our stupid criminal of the week award.

Stupid Criminal Of The Week

The storm over government drugs policy in the ~UK was kicked off by an official scientific advisors showboating. Celebrity science in other words.

What next? Britain’s Got Science?

That Satan character is a devious little bugger, he gets everywhere, even into your digestive tract. This post from the Boggart Blog archive will help people who are not into religion to recognize ( SLIPS INTO VOICEOVER MAN VOICE) The Stools Of Satan and thus purge yourself of evil should the Devil manage to jump up your arsehole while you aren’t looking.

The Stools Of Satan

Boggart Blog and our parent Jenny Greenteeth the monster who strikes fear into the hearts of all children have blogged many times on the weird and wonderful ideas education academics come up with to explain away the fact that their incessant meddling with time homoured ways of educating children have failed to the extent that we now have school leavers who do not know their own name.

The latest of these is that children do not know how to sleep properly and need to be taught the good sleeping techniques devided by experts and education academics.

Do you ever get the impression that these people have their heads so far up their own arses they can scratch therir heads from the inside.

First One Alseep Gets A Merit Point

Geenteeth Multi Media just published A Wellspring Of Human Rights
Promising that access to good water is a basic human right is easy for politictians. They are not the ones who will get their hands cut off when they stray onto a rival tribe’s turf on their way to the well. Wellspring Of human Rights

So its almost a year since Barack Obama was elected, how is America shaping up under it’s first black President?

Is America Going Collectively Insane

Funny how the “liberal” organisation Unite Against Fascism in trying to stop the appearance on television’s question time should use tactics more akin to fascism than the BNP would ever dare.

Funnier still that the “progressive left” of the Labour party are very keen to shout about east European nationalists in the Europeans Parliament’s conservative group but are strangely reticent about East European socialists who before the fall of communism had prominent roles in communist regimes with absolutely abysmal records on human rights. Read More

Conservatives New Nasty Buddies

How times change!
When I undertook my first First Aid course we were told that even though you saw it in the movies, the way to pop a dislocated shoulder back into its socket was not to put your foot on the side of the chest and give a good upwards tug on the offending arm, but to place a tennis ball in the dislocated arm pit and apply pressure to the ball, gently forcing the shoulder back into the socket and hopefully
READ ALL Lethal Weapon or Stressed Out Dad

After the surprise awared of the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama last week there has been a lot of talk about how important hope is.

Let’s be honest though, hope is what we have when the barrel has been scraped bare. So is hoipe being a tad overrated perhaps. The People At Greenteeth Multi Media think so. Let Down By Hope?
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